Peyton Punts

100_0730If you have something to say don’t hold it back.

Here are a few of my favorites…………

Grandma your breath stinks.

I accidentally put the kitten in a bush.

I just love puck cakes.

I used to be in love with Lucas but now we are just friends.He is kind of like my stepbrother.

If a guy says to come with you because we are going to pick up a pony for my birthday party start to holler because he is a kidnapper,but what if he has a pony with him?

My grandpa is retired that means he’s old and wore out.

After using the bathroom she goes back out to play and comes running in a minute later and says in front of the cable guy—Nana, I forgot to wipe.

Nana do you know you’re going to have surgery?

I told her one day that she was pretty and her answer was— I know it.

When it thunders it means God is clapping.

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Grandchildren are the crown of the aged

and the glory of children is their fathers.

                                             Proverbs 17:6

Out of the mouths of babes and into the loving ears of a nana.