Hi, My name is Hugh or Beans or I Pee on anything Rubber.I am a bundle of energy and you either like me or you don’t and I really doesn’t care either way because I know my people family are crazy about me.
Here is my police line up mug shot.They collared me up after I made a fast get away and worried the family unnecessarily.
I got caught on the fly trying to get a rabbit in the neighborhood.
I peed in Greg’s shoes and terrorized his home when my people went to Mexico.
I love gourmet food even though it is not good for me.I get it when no one is looking.I mean Jami my person is a wonderful cook.
When I want to I can be the most respectful dog you have ever met but watch out,I love to change things up.
I have tried and tried to be friends with Flower my cousin dog ,but she never gives me a chance.It is not my fault she is sooooo stinking little and is afraid of everything.
I am a REAL MAN when it comes to my idea of fun,this means I have all my male parts intact and I plan on using them if I ever get the chance.My people know this is true because I tend to practice on legs and things.
If you happen to see me on the loose please get a hold of my person Jami because I really don’t want to leave her,I just get over come with the wind beneath my wings at times and I forget that I am in charge of homeland security in Cass City.