Here are a few of my favorites…………
Grandma your breath stinks.
I accidentally put the kitten in a bush.
I just love puck cakes.
I used to be in love with Lucas but now we are just friends.He is kind of like my stepbrother.
If a guy says to come with you because we are going to pick up a pony for my birthday party start to holler because he is a kidnapper,but what if he has a pony with him?
My grandpa is retired that means he’s old and wore out.
After using the bathroom she goes back out to play and comes running in a minute later and says in front of the cable guy—Nana, I forgot to wipe.
Nana do you know you’re going to have surgery?
I told her one day that she was pretty and her answer was— I know it.
When it thunders it means God is clapping.
Grandchildren are the crown of the aged
and the glory of children is their fathers.
Out of the mouths of babes and into the loving ears of a nana.